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jeff j



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:20 pm    Post subject: new member criteria Reply with quote

if the advaita mafia allows new members
they should be required to:
1. be named "one" with a sequential designation number following,
i.e. One-1, One-2 etc.
2. they should be required to pass a test in boxing quotes,
posting images, appropriate use of foul language, pass
"don-dual jokes 101" or visit no gowakeuplaughing.com/absurdified.html,
and write a full review
3. pay annual dues of Nothing, and double fines for delinquint replies
4. actively recruit new members and make it more cult-like
5. secretly join the advaita mafia and eliminate new members
so Leo doesn't have to do all the fun, i mean dirty, jobs...

i wish to be renamed "one" asap,
thanks,
the poster previously known as "jeff"
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Aurora



Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Posts: 937

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject: Re: new member criteria Reply with quote

one wrote:
if the advaita mafia allows new members
they should be required to:
1. be named "one" with a sequential designation number following,
i.e. One-1, One-2 etc.


and we could play the song of Shania Twain: " You're still The One"
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