new member criteria

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jeff j
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new member criteria

Post by jeff j » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:20 pm

if the advaita mafia allows new members
they should be required to:
1. be named "one" with a sequential designation number following,
i.e. One-1, One-2 etc.
2. they should be required to pass a test in boxing quotes,
posting images, appropriate use of foul language, pass
"don-dual jokes 101" or visit http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/absurdified.html,
and write a full review
3. pay annual dues of Nothing, and double fines for delinquint replies
4. actively recruit new members and make it more cult-like
5. secretly join the advaita mafia and eliminate new members
so Leo doesn't have to do all the fun, i mean dirty, jobs...

i wish to be renamed "one" asap,
thanks,
the poster previously known as "jeff"
be yourself, the real fictional character?
Aurora
Posts: 937
Joined: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:14 am

Re: new member criteria

Post by Aurora » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:53 pm

one wrote:if the advaita mafia allows new members
they should be required to:
1. be named "one" with a sequential designation number following,
i.e. One-1, One-2 etc.
and we could play the song of Shania Twain: " You're still The One"
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