new member criteria

[jeff j]

if the advaita mafia allows new members
they should be required to:
1. be named "one" with a sequential designation number following,
i.e. One-1, One-2 etc.
2. they should be required to pass a test in boxing quotes,
posting images, appropriate use of foul language, pass
"don-dual jokes 101" or visit http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/absurdified.html,
and write a full review
3. pay annual dues of Nothing, and double fines for delinquint replies
4. actively recruit new members and make it more cult-like
5. secretly join the advaita mafia and eliminate new members
so Leo doesn't have to do all the fun, i mean dirty, jobs...

i wish to be renamed "one" asap,
thanks,
the poster previously known as "jeff"

[Aurora]

if the advaita mafia allows new members
they should be required to:
1. be named "one" with a sequential designation number following,
i.e. One-1, One-2 etc.

and we could play the song of Shania Twain: " You're still The One"